Confectious Disease

This afternoon was spent in a food coma on Libby's couch in Pasadena, CA. After consuming couscous flavored with pearl onions, sundried tomatoes, ripe tomatoes, currants, lime and basil and a huge cup full of beef stew, the next 2 hours were a blur in and out of sleepy consciousness. Libby returned post class and she shared some bizarre stories of recent connections with people from long ago. Whilst she was gone to tutor a kid, I putted around the apartment, downloaded some music and swept the floor.

While working on my computer I looked down at my hand to notice a brown smudge. It smelled of chocolate. As I itched my forehead trying to imagine how this could be, I noticed a huge line of chocolate on my left hand. Fearing it was all over my face I went to the bathroom mirror. Face clean, however shirt with large chocolate blob. Even more dismayed than before I cleaned up my hands and shirt. Looking down to my pants I found yet more chocolate. Feeling remorse for having looked at the chocolate bowl earlier and now wondering if that caused some kind of strange attraction of chocolate to my body, I began questioning if I had blacked out and missed some period of time when I consumed chocolate and proceeded to get it all over myself. Remember no time when this happened, I cleaned off the bottom of my computer and sat back down on the couch.

Is it possible that if you don't eat chocolate when you see it in a bowl it will later attack you? Is there such a thing as a confectious disease which causes chocolate to appear on your body in odd places without your consent or knowing it? Someone explain this mystery to me....